Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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