You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
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Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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