She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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