can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Randomize