The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
