Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
foreskin is a definite game changer
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
Randomize