My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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