oh god the rape fog is back!
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Randomize