Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Randomize
