Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
i dont even know how to be here
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Randomize
