I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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