I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
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