Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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