if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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