He is an equal opportunity slut.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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