Kareoke will never be a sober sport
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
Randomize
