last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
Randomize
