Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Dignity is for republicans.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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