all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
Randomize
