And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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