Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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