he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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