im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Apparently you make a good broom.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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