it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Bring me that man meat
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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