i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
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