Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
I can't trust your balls anymore.
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