is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
sex in a hospital.. check
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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