Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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