Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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