69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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