cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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