nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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