Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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