Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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