He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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