Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
don't judge my taste in strippers
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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