please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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