My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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