he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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