i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
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