Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
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