hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
only you would photoshop your dick
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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