I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
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