the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Randomize