Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
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