eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
