it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
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