Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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