Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
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