There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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