i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
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