Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
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