He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I just gift wrapped bread.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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