And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Do plants get herpes?
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