you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
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