Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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